In this satirical interactive text-based game, players step into the shoes (and overly dramatic thoughts) of an underperforming sidekick in a world where every character is hyper-aware they are in a game. Players must navigate absurd quests, make choice-laden decisions that hilariously contradict classic RPG mechanics, and juggle the outrageous personalities of their overly ambitious hero and eccentric supporting cast. The objective? To bring back meaning to the sidekick’s life while avoiding clichés and playing into witticisms that poke fun at gaming conventions.