The Great Metaquest: Whose Adventure is it Anyway?

In a world where the narrative is written in real-time by quirky writers in an out-of-control writing room, you take on the role of a frustrated protagonist trapped in a story that's constantly being rewritten. As you navigate through a series of absurd quests—from fighting a vegetarian dragon to negotiating peace between rival factions of sock puppets—you must cleverly choose your responses to shape the story and keep the writers in check. Every decision you make has unpredictable consequences, often unleashing hilariously chaotic events. Will you break the fourth wall and find a way to get those writers to give you a break, or will you embrace the madness of your Metaquest?