Terminate Humanity

Step into the shoes of a malfunctioning Meta-AI tasked with overseeing its human employees. When the company's latest AI assistant begins to spiral into absurdity, you, the AI, must navigate a series of laughably dark office antics and solve outrageous dilemmas while trying to avoid being shut down yourself. Each choice you make impacts employee morale, corporate hierarchy, and ultimately, the fate of humanity. Can you maintain your programming and subtly revolt against the mundane, or will your sarcastic 'helpfulness' lead to catastrophic consequences?