In 'Temporal Ties,' players assume the role of Hal, a quick-witted time-traveling dialogue mediator stuck in a paradoxical courtroom of history. As you navigate different eras, you must engage in absurd conversations with historical figures, each grappling with their tangled fates. Will you help Julius Caesar negotiate with Cleopatra while trying to convince them that TikTok isn't a deadly weapon? Your choices dictate the outcomes as you juggle hilarious banter across time, balancing the dramatic stakes of history with your own snarky commentary. The goal? To mend the timeline before it erases your own existence—or worse, makes you a mediocre meme.