In a bizarre twist of fate, you, an unremarkable history professor, are accidentally swept into a chaotic time loop caused by a malfunctioning time-travel device. As you interact with various historical figures and their timelines, you'll need to solve quirky challenges and unravel paradoxes that threaten to tear time itself apart. Your choices will impact history in unpredictable ways, leading to wacky outcomes and outlandish scenarios. Can you navigate the tangled threads of time and put things back in order, or will your blunders rewrite history as we know it?