Temporal Hijinks

Temporal Hijinks

Time's a mess, but who doesn't love a little chaos in their schedule?

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In 'Temporal Hijinks,' you play as Max, an underachieving time janitor tasked with cleaning up the messes left by notorious time bandits who exploit history for their own gain. Your goal is to retrieve stolen historical artifacts from various timelines—like a Pharaoh's enchanted collar or Beethoven's lost symphony. Navigate through zany eras, from the primate-filled jungles of Prehistory to the neon glow of a retro-futuristic 1980s. Interact with outrageous historical figures, solve perplexing puzzles, and make mind-bending choices that ripple through time. With your trusty time-traveling vacuum, and a sarcastic AI companion narrating your every move, you’re in for a whirlwind adventure filled with laughter, drama, and a few existential crises!