Step into the shoes of a brash entrepreneur in the cutthroat world of AI infrastructure startups. In a saturated market filled with 'tarpit ideas,' you must navigate high-stakes decisions, gather a team of eccentric developers, prank rival firms, and find the elusive edge that could save your budding company from inevitable acquisition or collapse. Will you chart a course through the murky waters of venture capital, or will you end up like so many before you, swallowed by the giants? Build alliances, sabotage competitors, and choose your battles wisely. The future of your startup, and possibly the world of AI, lies in your hands!