In a satirical take on the absurdity of modern warfare, players find themselves as the self-proclaimed General Twiddle, a charismatic and incompetent leader thrust into the chaotic conflict of a fictional nation caught in a never-ending war. Players navigate a series of outrageous scenarios, from bizarre diplomatic meetings with over-the-top characters to ludicrous battlefield strategies that could only exist in a fever dream. Choices made affect not only the outcome of battles but also the morale and sanity of your ragtag band of misfit soldiers, forcing you to balance tactics with humor while questioning the sanity of war itself.