Step into the shoes of a rogue syntax parser navigating a chaotic universe governed by programming languages. Your mission? To unite disparate tongues and generate harmony before the Syntax Wars erupt in catastrophic confusion. Encounter quirky characters—like the boisterous Lower House of Tokens and the stoic Upper House of Validity—as you decipher the madness of coding, solve puzzles steeped in syntax, and wield the power of eval to reshape the narrative. Choose your dialogue carefully, as each decision can lead to hilarious outcomes or dire consequences for the programming realm. Experience the dramatic rise to power, all while juggling punchlines and parsing errors!