Syntax Satire: The Quest for Bicamerality

In a world where programming languages are sentient, you are a rookie coder caught in the middle of a civil war between the strict, traditionalist languages and the rebellious Lispy dialects. The languages are divided into two chambers: the Lower Classes, where chaos reigns with illogical bugs and syntax errors, and the Upper Houses, where elitism and complexity stifle innovation. Your quest is to traverse both houses, participating in wild coding duels, fixing bugs, and negotiating syntax treaties to achieve the ultimate goal: a unified language that embodies bicameral syntax. Unravel the secrets of parsing, avoid the pitfalls of eval misuse, and challenge other languages (with a healthy dose of humor and dramatic flair) to win allies in your fight for coder freedom.