Syntax of Survival

You step into the sharp, chaotic world of Silicon Valley startups as a founding developer and marketer for a revolutionary tech product. As you navigate through meetings filled with jargon, awkward pitches, and precarious investor relationships, your decisions will shape the fate of your company. Will you choose to prioritize user experience, or will you chase that sweet, sweet venture capital? Each choice leads you deeper into humorous yet dangerous scenarios, where the line between success and failure is merely a line of code away. Invoke wit, strategy, and your unique blend of developer and marketer skills to either grow your startup into a tech titan or witness it crash spectacularly during its launch.