Suck It Up

Step into the quirky world of 'Suck It Up', a comedic text-based adventure where you play as a disgraced janitor at a highly prestigious intergalactic cleaning academy. Your challenge? To navigate through absurdly challenging cleaning simulations, bizarre extraterrestrial obstacles, and a rival janitor hell-bent on ruining your reputation. Engage in witty banter, solve ludicrous puzzles involving sentient trash, and ultimately reclaim your pride by defeating outrageous enemies in the strangest cleaning competition in the universe. With choices that can lead to outrageous results, from winning the coveted 'Plunger of Honor' to being sent into a black hole, you're guaranteed a hilariously unpredictable journey that puts a fresh spin on what it means to 'suck'.