Squadocalypse Now!

In a dystopian future where clans battle for control over dwindling resources, you find yourself leading a ragtag group of misfits who can't agree on anything—except their love for pizza and disdain for authority. Your decisions will steer your squad through chaotic encounters, absurd quests, and humorous negotiations with rival squads. The catch? Everyone must contribute, but only if they feel like it! Will you be the charismatic captain or the reluctant co-captain struggling to understand why Greg insists on wearing a chicken costume? The choices you make will determine if your squad becomes a family or simply a bunch of hilarious failures.