Squad Shenanigans: The Decider

In this hilarious interactive text-based adventure, players take on the role of a self-proclaimed 'Commander of Chaos' who must navigate the trials and tribulations of leading a squad of quirky misfits on a mission to locate a legendary artifact: the Edgelord Amulet. But there's a twist — every decision you make splits your squad into different factions, each with their own zany motivations and quirky personalities. Will you unite them to achieve greatness, or watch as they tear each other apart in absurd challenges and wordplay? It's all about who’s squad it is anyway, in a race against time and their own egos!