Squad Goals: Whose Side Are You On?

Squad Goals: Whose Side Are You On?

I’m not saying I’m the squad leader, but have you seen anyone else with a pizza knife?

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In a world where squad loyalty is everything, you play as Alex, a charismatic and somewhat hapless member of the 'Squad-astic Five,' a group of misfits who can't seem to agree on anything but hanging out. As petty disputes arise over everyday decisions—from ordering pizza to planning a heist against an elite rival squad—you must navigate choices that drastically alter relationships. With quirky side quests and hilariously awkward confrontations, every decision you make shapes not only your standing in the squad but the very future of camaraderie. Who will emerge as the true leader, and will you stay true to your friends or stab them in the back for a slice of pizza?