Squad Goals: Who's In Charge?

Step into the chaotic world of intergalactic crew management aboard the infamous spaceship, The Feisty Falcon. As the newly appointed captain, you're faced with a motley crew of aliens, humans, and sentient AIs who all have their own quirky agendas. You'll need to navigate complex social dynamics, resolve hilarious conflicts, and make crucial decisions that impact your squad's endurance in the galaxy's ridiculous missions—while trying not to laugh at their outrageous antics. Will you enforce authority, or become their unwitting pawn in a game of cosmic chess? Your choices will determine who's truly in charge of the ship in this wild text-based adventure filled with shenanigans, betrayals, and gut-busting humor.