In a world where squads reign supreme, players take on the role of a 'squad consultant' for a diverse group of misfit adventurers. Each squad member comes with their own quirks, goals, and grievances. Your mission: navigate hilarious quests that involve team-building challenges, unexpected betrayals, and absurd situations while managing rival squads and ensuring your crew stays intact. The story branches based on dialogue choices, leading to multiple endings as players attempt to help each squad member achieve their own definition of success amidst the chaos.