Squad Goals: The Unlikely Alliance

In a world where heroes and villains are assigned to their respective squads at random, you find yourself in an absurdly mismatched team composed of a washed-up superhero, a disgruntled supervillain, an archnemesis-turned-best-friend, and an overly enthusiastic sidekick with a knack for bad puns. As you navigate through a series of outrageous challenges, from thwarting mundanely petty villain plots to rallying for team unity over tacos, your choices will shape the squad's dynamics and ultimate fate. Can you forge genuine alliances in hilariously awkward situations, or will your team implode under the weight of absurdity?