You are a somewhat incompetent squad leader in a futuristic dystopia where banding together is more about survival than camaraderie. With a team of misfit rebels, each with their quirks and questionable motives, you must navigate absurd challenges, antagonistic factions, and the unpredictability of your own members. As you choose dialogue options and make decisions that influence character relationships and plot progression, you'll face moral dilemmas and ridiculous situations that test your leadership and wit. Can you unite your squad long enough to survive, or will chaos prevail?