In 'Squad Goals: The Misfit Chronicles', players assume the role of an underdog squad leader in a dystopian near-future city, constantly at odds with zany rival factions and absurd authority figures. Each decision affects the quirky cast of characters—an eccentric drone mechanic, a misfit strategist with questionable wisdom, and an overly dramatic bard with terrible puns—while traversing a series of bizarre missions that challenge conventional heroism. From negotiating with a gang of sentient vending machines to infiltrating a corporate coffee empire, players will need to balance humor, strategy, and their team’s unique quirks to emerge victorious.