Squad Goals or No Goals

In a world where your squad's reputation determines your access to the coolest clubs, the hottest quests, and the fanciest loot, you play as a hapless new recruit in a zany group of misfits. Through a series of outrageous challenges, literary parodies, and absurd character interactions, you must navigate the fine line between hilarity and humiliation to prove yourself worthy. Juggle ridiculous tasks like convincing an overly critical bard to join your ranks, managing a treasure-hunting expedition with a clumsy rogue, and devising a plan to outshine a rival squad full of legendary heroes. Your choices will shape the fate of the squad—and whether you even get to stay in it!