Squad Goals or No Goals

In a world where every person is given a fantastical role — from mighty warrior to elusive magician — you play as the seemingly useless member of a dysfunctional hero squad. Your character possesses quirky abilities that are often overlooked but have a knack for turning mundane situations into chaotic adventures. As your squad navigates through absurd quests, from saving a cheese factory from sentient rodents to stopping an existential crisis among inanimate objects, you'll need to find creative ways to prove your worth. Along the way, you'll interact with colorful NPCs, encounter moral dilemmas, and choose dialogue paths that could lead you to being hailed as a hero or ridiculed as the team’s goat. Will you uncover the truth behind your squad’s real crisis and earn your place as the hero they never knew they needed?