Squad Goals: Hell No!

In this quirky interactive text-based game, you play as a hapless manager of a failing superhero agency tasked with assembling a squad of misfit heroes to save the world from an impending doom. As you navigate through various challenges, you must choose from a diverse cast of eccentric characters, each with their unique powers and problems. Forge alliances, manage interpersonal drama, and make tough decisions that will determine the fate of your squad and the world. With every choice, you unfold a narrative rich with humor, absurdity, and heartwarming moments, all while trying not to lose your sanity (or your funding).