Squad Goals: Faction Fracas

In a bustling galaxy teetering on the brink of chaos, players take on the role of a well-meaning leader of a motley crew composed of absurdly stereotypical factions. From the Techno-Gnomes who love gadgets that never work to the overly dramatic Bards who think every minor conflict is a tragic ballad, your job is to keep the peace, make alliances, and manage ludicrous interpersonal drama. Players must navigate through hilariously absurd challenges, convince rival factions to cooperate, and solve outlandish dilemmas—all while balancing your squad’s wild demands and schemes. Your choices dictate the fate of the galaxy, but one wrong move might just culminate in an intergalactic roast battle!