Squad Goals: Criminal Misfits

In a dystopian city where every neighborhood is a rival gang's turf, you play as an unassuming nobody who accidentally becomes the commander of a hodgepodge crew of misfit criminals. Each character boasts their own bizarre quirks—from a conspiracy theorist hacker to a flamboyant ex-ballet dancer who uses dance moves as fighting techniques. As you navigate outrageous heists and chaotic turf wars, you'll make dire choices that shape your crew's fate, earning their loyalty or risking betrayal. The game blends humor with dramatic twists, challenging you to juggle the absurdities of leading a dysfunctional squad while uncovering deeper conspiracies lurking in the city's shadows.