In 'Squad Goals: Abduction Countermeasure', you play as the fearless leader of a motley crew of misfit superheroes who discover that their hometown is under threat from extraterrestrial squatters. Your mission? To rally your unreliable friends, plan the ultimate counter-invasion, and save the day using unconventional tactics, hijinks, and plenty of bad puns. Each choice shapes your squad’s abilities and personalities, leading to hilarious outcomes, unexpected betrayals, and perhaps a few cosmic misunderstandings. With each interaction, uncover secrets about your team while wrestling with the chaos of keeping your ‘squad’ together!