Spanko: The Wooden Spoon Chronicles

In a small, peculiar town where an absurd law dictates that everyone must spank Jamie with a wooden spoon, you play as Jamie, navigating a world filled with quirky characters, bizarre town events, and thinly-veiled absurdity. Your mission is to uncover the origins of this outrageous law while managing the townsfolk's increasingly ludicrous attempts to fulfill it. Will you devise clever strategies to avoid the spankings, or will you embrace your fate and use the opportunity to rally the town against its own ridiculousness? Your choices will influence the outcome and may even turn the tables on authority itself!