Slapocalypse: The Feline Duel

In the absurd town of Purrsville, cats have set aside their usual grace for a wildly unconventional sport: fierce slap battles using their most private parts. As a rookie cat-pleader, your job is to navigate this bizarre community, recruit a team of eccentric feline fighters, and climb the ranks to become the ultimate Slap Champion. Face off against colorful opponents with unique abilities, engage in dialogue that challenges your wit, and make choices that affect your standing in cat society. Can you handle the slapstick drama, rival cat gangs, and the existential crisis of a town where dignity is out the window?