Single Node Rebellion

In 'Single Node Rebellion,' you step into the shoes of a beleaguered data engineer who has finally had enough of the expensive, unwieldy distributed computing systems that are taking over the data engineering landscape. As you navigate the chaotic world of SaaS Lake Houses, your mission is to gather allies, orchestrate a revolt against the corporate overlords, and find innovative, affordable solutions to handle massive datasets on small single-node infrastructures. Engage in witty banter, solve intricate data puzzles, and make choices that influence the fate of your tech utopia. Will the rebellion succeed, or will you end up piling up costly DBUs? Only you can decide!