In 'Salutations: Who Dis?', you play as an eccentric detective who receives a series of mysterious greetings via text messages from unknown numbers. Each message propels you into the lives of quirky characters, ranging from a cat-loving conspiracy theorist to a disgraced circus performer. As you craft your responses, interact dynamically with the characters, and unravel their quirky stories, you'll uncover an intricate web of secrets — all while trying to figure out who is behind the perplexing greetings. Expect unexpected twists, comedic encounters, and a dose of genuine emotion as you solve the puzzle of the human condition (and half-baked cat memes).