Retirement Rocket: The Great Space Savings Heist

In a futuristic world where Earth is inhabited by eccentric retirees, you step into the shoes of a once-renowned, now disgraced financial planner named Zeke Starblazer. Your mission: infiltrate SpaceX’s secretive retirement savings vault aboard an orbiting space station, where the rich elite keep their assets in zero-gravity luxury. As you navigate through a web of quirky characters, strange technologies, and mind-bending puzzles, you'll have to outsmart rogue AI accountants, negotiate with snobby retirees, and uncover the scandalous underbelly of cosmic finance. Every choice impacts the hilariously high-stakes situation that unfolds, leading you to unexpected endings and comedic twists that reflect the absurdities of wealth and aging in a spacefaring future.