In a world where ancient relics hold immense power, you take on the role of a quirky, irreverent artifact thief named Tilly. After inadvertently lifting an artifact at an auction that's supposedly cursed, you find yourself caught in a chaotic battle between eccentric collectors, mysterious cults, and a time-traveling historian with a penchant for bad puns. Your choices will shape the narrative, from clever negotiations to slapstick rescues, but be wary: every decision could lead to wacky consequences, unexpected allegiances, and the ever-elusive answer to 'Whose relic is it anyway?' Expect outrageous humor, heart-pounding suspense, and a lot of moments where you’ll wonder if you’ve tripped over time itself.