In a world where ancient relics have surprisingly mundane backstories, you play as a scrappy, witty museum curator tasked with uncovering the truth behind bizarre artifacts. Each relic holds a ridiculous story that intersects with the lives of peculiar historical figures, leading you through a series of laugh-out-loud mysteries in a bustling metropolitan museum. With each wrong guess or outlandish hypothesis, the plot thickens, and the relics start to come to life, humorously sabotaging your efforts. Players must consult a colorful cast of quirky historians, eccentric collectors, and the occasional sentient artifact to piece together the truth behind these ridiculous relics.