In a chaotic, interdimensional bazaar where time-traveling treasure hunters gather, players take on the role of a snarky relic dealer who finds themselves entangled in a series of increasingly ridiculous disputes over ownership of bizarre magical artifacts. Faced with eccentric buyers, quirky historical figures, and mischievous spirits, players must navigate verbal sparring matches, perform daring trades, and solve quirky riddles to claim or barter for the relics. The game features branching narratives, allowing players to influence the outcome based on their choices, all while keeping the humor high and the stakes high enough to rival the most outrageous Hollywood blockbusters.