Relic Rumble: Whose Past Is It Anyway?

In a world where time has fractured, players assume the role of Cyrus, a wannabe historian and part-time stand-up comedian who uncovers a series of ancient relics with conflicting historical narratives. As Cyrus, players will delve into various time periods, meeting hilariously anachronistic figures (like medieval knights with cell phones and Shakespeare with a podcast) while trying to piece together what really happened. Choices you make not only affect the outcome of each historical encounter but also reveal which versions of history resonate with you and your eccentric crew of time displaced companions. It's a chaotic mix of comedy, drama, and thrilling discoveries as relationships form, dissolve, and reform amidst the wreckage of time. Can you figure out which past is worth fighting for—and why most of history is, frankly, a total mess?