Relic Rumble: Whose Past Is It Anyway?

Step into the mismatched shoes of Rhett, a hapless amateur historian who unwittingly stumbles into a time-bending treasure hunt after a mysterious artifact lands in his lap. As you traverse different historical periods in pursuit of relics, you interact with eccentric characters who each claim to own the artifacts' bizarre backstories—none of which are quite what they seem. Choices you make determine not just the outcome of your quest, but also which version of history becomes the most widely accepted—or the most absurd! Leveraging humor and bizarre twists, you'll have to decipher historical riddles, entertain characters through ludicrous scenarios, and stitch together a narrative that could reshape known history (or totally mess it up). Can you navigate the chaos of time and reclaim your own identity, or will you be doomed to become a footnote in the annals of endless misadventures?