Step into the shoes of Tessa, a cynical antiquities dealer with a twisted sense of humor. In this interactive text-based adventure, you’re thrust into a chaotic world where ancient relics come to life, each with their own quirky personalities and dark backstories. As you navigate an underground auction house filled with eccentric collectors and mythical relics, you must solve riddles, forge alliances, and engage in witty banter. But beware: hidden agendas and time-bending twists await at every turn. The choices you make will unravel secrets of the past—but only if you can survive the eccentricities of living artifacts. Will you outsmart your competitors and discover the truth about the relics, or will you become part of the chaos?