In a narrative-driven, interactive text adventure, players step into the shoes of Max Olivander, the most renowned (and notorious) artifact smuggler in the business. After a chaotic bar brawl, Max finds themselves mysteriously tangled in the hunt for a series of bizarre relics, each claiming to have their own unique origin and absurd backstory. Players navigate various colorful characters, each with ridiculous motivations and exaggerated personalities, as they strive to piece together the true heritage of these ludicrous artifacts. Whether it’s a cursed rubber duck from the 18th century or a gaudy neon necklace from the future, every choice leads them deeper into a web of outrageous revelations and side-splitting scenarios, challenging the very notion of history itself.