Set in a chaotic museum where priceless relics have gained sentience, players take on the role of an amateur archaeologist who accidentally knocks over a forbidden artifact, triggering a whirlwind of pandemonium. As the artifacts come to life, the player must navigate the quirky personalities of the relics, each with their own backstory, and engage in hilarious banter while trying to uncover the truth behind their powers. The goal is to retrieve the original artifact, re-establish order, and be crowned the 'Relic Champion' before the museum turns into a battleground of living history. Choices made will lead to different relationships and outcomes, offering a unique comedic experience with multiple endings.