In a world where the most powerful relics are also notorious for causing mayhem, you play as a quirky artifact appraiser embroiled in a chaotic bidding war among eccentric collectors, soul-crushing archaeologists, and otherworldly beings. Each round, players must counter ridiculous claims about the relics’ backstories, uncover hidden truths through comedic dialogue, and navigate absurd scenarios via clever choices. Use humor and wit to outsmart your opponents, ensure that the most implausible artifact ends up in your hands, and possibly save the world from a booming curse or two!