Set in a chaotic, ever-shifting museum that houses magical and cursed relics from all over the world, players step into the shoes of a witty museum curator who has just found out that ancient artifacts can actually interact with humans. As the walls of the museum close in and the relics want to be left alone, players must engage in hilarious dialogue and make tough choices to uncover the true stories of each artifact. The game flows through a series of wild and unpredictable adventures where the curator must negotiate relic mysteries, appease eccentric spirit guardians, and prevent thieving patrons from running off with powerful items - all while maintaining their wit and charm.