In a world where ancient relics exchange hands faster than a good joke, you play as Rex, a down-on-his-luck pawn shop owner. Your goal is to navigate the cutthroat underbelly of artifact acquisition, dealing with eccentric collectors, scheming thieves, and rival appraisers all while trying to uncover the true history behind each relic. Each choice you make can lead to fortune or disaster as you engage in trade-and-treasure debates, all while revealing the humorous backstories of each relic you encounter. Will you become the ultimate relic connoisseur or end up with a worthless fake?