In a world where ancient relics are just as absurd as their history, you play as a sarcastic archeologist who accidentally stumbles upon a mysterious artifact at a boring conference. As you engage with quirky conference-goers, historical figures brought to life, and a group of rival collectors, you must navigate through chaotic debates, spontaneous comedy skits, and ridiculous scenarios to determine the true owner of the relic. Will you uncover the comedic truth or get caught up in the nonsensical antics of the relic-rumble?