Relic Rumble: Whose Is It Anyway?

Step into the chaotic shoes of Rex, a bumbling antiquities dealer who accidentally gets swept into a zany election among quirky relics to determine who among them is the most 'valuable'. Players navigate a series of ludicrous debates, outrageous relic trials, and wild accusations as they interact with anthropomorphized artifacts, each with their own eccentric personalities and hidden agendas. Can Rex juggle his dastardly clients, memory-foam-smart-phones, and a particularly snarky Neolithic axe as he navigates this hilariously absurd world? Your choices will shift the balance in this uniquely comedic showdown, featuring absurd minigames and unpredictable plot twists.