In this interactive text-based game, you play as a quirky, mid-level museum curator who discovers that ancient relics possess mysterious powers and secrets. When a freak accident activates the relics, they start causing chaos in the museum, unleashing their histories in dramatic fashion. As the curator, your job is to communicate with the relics, navigate their pasts, and solve puzzles in hilarious and unexpected ways. Engage with a cast of eccentric characters—as well as a few artifacts with distinct personalities—to uncover a hidden conspiracy linked to the museum's founding. Your choices will influence the outcome of the story, leading to multiple endings based on the relationships you form and secrets you uncover.