Dive into a whirlwind of chaos as you play as a quirky archeological assistant named Pat, who accidentally stumbles upon a powerful relic during a failed dig in a suburban backyard. Your mission? To identify the relic's rightful owner by navigating a cast of eccentric characters, each claiming to possess some mysterious connection to it. As you engage in hilarious interviews, solve quirky puzzles, and uncover outrageous backstories, you must piece together the truth before rival treasure hunters get their hands on it. The fate of the relic—and your sanity—hangs in the balance in this interactive text-based adventure filled with comical twists and turns!