In a world where relics hold incredible powers and value, you play as a witty museum curator caught in the middle of a chaotic relic auction gone wrong. The auction invites a motley crew of eccentric characters, each claiming ownership of an ancient artifact with a bizarre backstory. Throughout the game, you must navigate diplomatic negotiations, uncover ridiculous truths behind the relics, and manage unexpected hijinks from thieves, frauds, and ambitious rival curators. Utilize your charm, wit, and resourcefulness to try to solve tangled web of claims, all while keeping your museum from descending into utter madness.