Set in a whimsical world where ancient relics hold absurd powers, players take on the role of Alec, a quirky antiquities dealer with a knack for finding trouble. After a fateful trip to an eccentric auction house, Alec accidentally becomes the owner of a cursed relic that swaps personalities with whoever touches it. Players must navigate a wacky series of events, using clever dialogue choices to resolve conflicts with rival dealers, eccentric collectors, and even the relics themselves. Unlock the mystery of the relic while keeping your wits and your identity intact in this hilarious text-based adventure that turns the concept of ownership upside down.