Step into the shoes of a quirky, down-on-their-luck archaeologist, Morty 'Mummified' McKenzie, who stumbles upon a chaotic relic auction in a bizarre underground society. As Morty, you must interact with an array of eccentric characters, each claiming to have the rightful ownership of quirky and outlandish artifacts. Navigate through absurd challenges, trickster dealers, and unexpected plot twists as you uncover the truth behind each relic's origins. Make decisions that will lead to hilarious consequences and ultimately determine the fate of the bizarre treasures. Will you become a legendary antiquity hero, or will you find yourself buried under a pile of talking toasters?