Relic Rumble: Whose Is It Anyway?

Step into the shoes of a quirky artifact appraiser, Thaddeus Quirk, known for ambushing bidders with outrageous rumors and wild stories about ancient relics. In this interactive text-based adventure, players navigate a chaotic auction house filled with eccentric characters, outrageous artifacts, and absurd scenarios. You must piece together clues from a bizarre assortment of relics to determine their true origins. Will you strike a deal with a strange historian, form an alliance with a rival appraiser, or face a bizarre showdown with a celebrity collector? Your choices and cheeky humor will dictate your fate as the auctions escalate into all-out relic rumbling chaos!